It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
