Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The air taste purple.
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