So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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