Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
And then he peed in my hair
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