Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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