Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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