singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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