I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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