why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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