Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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