AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
How's work?
Spinning.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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