Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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