im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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