Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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