Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
she peed on how many people?
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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