I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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