i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm passing your future prison.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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