You made me cry and you don't even care
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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