lets start a swedish sibling band together
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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