put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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