why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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