I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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