Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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