oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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