I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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