quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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