quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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