READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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