Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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