I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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