Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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