Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I booty called her while she was in labor.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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