dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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