No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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