going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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