yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize