why didn't you poke me back
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
im holly from the hills drunk
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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