you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Randomize
