when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
thus making me awesome and them whores
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
