why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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