I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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