and next time when you feel me up, do it right
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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