Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize