We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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