i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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