I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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