There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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