i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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