this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Help. Why am I so naked?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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