ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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