This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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