New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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