I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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