I've blown a few things in my day
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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